Wednesday, July 18, 2012

And I am SO proud of myself..


I would normally not write about something like this. Definitely not on my blog. And most definitely not when I am writing a post after two months.
But I have to say what I have to say.
So the last weekend saw me going to Madurai to meet my sister's edible and possibly the cutest twin babies on the planet, G and N. No cannibalistic tendencies but honestly they are SUCH cute kids that one just wants to stuff them between two slices of bread and have them for breakfast. Om nom nom.
Now that you are sufficiently disgusted let me continue.
As the trip to Madurai was about as efficiently planned as the errr... most unplanned trip to Madurai ever, I just went to Koyambedu and took one of the many buses leaving for Madurai
What follows is not something which is happening to me for the first time. It has happened to me before, has happened to ALL women/girls I know and very sadly will continue to happen till, well, we wipe men out from the planet. Which by the way is SUCH a good idea. Just freeze a couple of million good sperms (only if you want to that is. Because then we would have boy babies and after G was born I feel kindly towards boy babies so we can't really kill the boy babies you know. I would feel bad :P), wipe out the men and there you go - world peace, no strife, no hunger problems, no rape, no molestation, no dowry deaths, no need for contraception, no population explosion, no wet towels on the bed, no...
But I digress. More on this later.
So you might ask me why I choose to write about this particular incident when there have been so many.
Because I am proud of myself. So proud that I kicked a man in his balls in front of a bus full of men, who *might* be potential molestors themselves. Proud of the fact that there is now one man in Tamil Nadu who will DEFINITELY think twice before he even touches his own wife.
I shall not go into the gory details of what happened but in the middle of the night, I shouted at a bastard, swore at him in my most galeej tamil, poured a litre of water on his head, woke up everyone on the bus, confiscated his voter id card, kicked him in his balls...Thrice, made a co passenger slap him on his face, twice, and then waited till the bus reached the middle of nowhere, asked the bus to stop and made him get down.
I wish I had pepper spray. So I could have made his life more miserable but man! I am so proud of myself.
I also threatened to publish his photo is all the local newspapers that I know of and put it in public forums so people KNOW who he is. Which I have not been able to do. Because I don't know how to go about it. And also because if newspapers started carrying pictures of molestors, then well, there would ONLY be pictures of molestors in papers and little else.
So I shall share his picture and details here. And hope that the few good people who do visit this blog shall tell me how I can go about making his life miserable. Please give me really good ideas to make him regret his birth on this planet.



P.S: So a funny thing happened. When I shouted at this man and asked him how he DARE put his loathsome  effing hand on me, he replies saying "I am a decent man. I did my engineering"

9 comments:

soundarya said...

Twins :D Cute..am also a twin :)

As for that incident :| All Men(engineers or no are B******

Serendipity said...

Gawd, the photo looks like it was taken after you kicked him in the balls.

Well, I'm proud of you... :)...too proud of you. You could potentially be inviting a lawsuit if you put it in papers, unless you have sufficient proof of the incident (I'm turning into this scared pseudo-american-indian). That being said; if you do want to put it in the papers or blog about it on a much more public platform (like an online edition), I will pay for the spot :) :) :)

And not all men are bastards. Engineering or otherwise. Most men are *potential* bastards. Not all.

Sriram said...

potential molester/bad guy/evilest of the darkest evils guy is proooooooud of you!
also adds in a bit that he might be an unfathomably small level friend :P maybe :)

Arch said...

Atta Girl! I love what you did. Go and post it on Facebook and tag all your friends on it. Tell them to share it. That's how you go about it ::)

himanshukoshe said...

WoooHooo!

Not surprised that YOU did something like that. But, certainly surprised that you DID something like that! :-P

I am also super proud of you. But, I am sure you wouldn't like a world without men. All men are not like the looooser you encountered who decided to satiate his carnal desires in the bus! *rolling eyes*

Not being haughty at all, but it is worth noting that it was a man (Mahatma Phule) who first struggled for women empowerment in India.

Me and Everythin Else said...

I am really happy you did that.five six incidents have happened to me and that too in broad daylight,but i never have the guts to speak out.i love you for doing this.at least one pervert will think twice before he looks at another woman

KB said...

You are brave and inspirational.

Me said...

Hahahaha
well this has certainly made my morning!
Good on you girl, I can't believe he has the nerve to claim that his supposed degree makes him a decent man!

Arvi said...

So you think being female in a society that hears your voice and acts hastily according to your will if you throw a tantrum, you are above the law, and instead of making a case with the police about "his hand on you" you can beat him up, get him beaten up, deliver mob justice and confiscate his voter's ID like some law enforcement officer (am not sure if even they can do that without court order) and publish it on the internet?

Shame on you girl. Are you educated and have any respect for the law or you think the situation warrants breaking a lot of laws and you can get away? I am making a complaint and taking this up saving this blog post.