Its amazing how much my sister loves me!!
Its astounding how irritating elder sisters can be
Its puzzling why parents cant stop with just one child. the YOUNGER one!! (errr. i know this makes no sense!! but whatever!!)
Sample this conversation bewteen my sis (who is currently in India visiting my parents) and me the other day
Pardon all the hindi. Since my sis and i talk only in hindi it made more sense to write the post in hindi!! :)
Preethi: Haan bol.
Me: Mai hoon.
Preethi: pata hai. Kya hai? (in the most disinterested voice)
M: amma ko phone de
P: Pehle bata kya hai. kyun phone kiya??
M: (voice going up 2 decibels and accquiring a threatening tone): Amma ko phone de
P: Nahi. She is busy
M: mujhe baat karni hai. its urgent. phone de!!!!
P: Then tell me. Anyway she is busy making pakodas for me
M: pakode????? kameeni!!
P: ha ha. yeah. and mom just told me that the pakode she made now are wayyyyyyy better than the pakode she made when u came
M: u LIAR. she so did not say that.
P: math maan. mujhe kya hai. mai to pakode kha rahi hoon. tu kya kar rahi hai? Office mein hai? ha ha ha. Aur haan. Aaj raat ko aloo ke paranthe ban rahein hai aur hum sab raat ko movie ja rahein hai. Uske baad thodi daer park mein baith ke baatein karenge. tu office mein kaam kar theek hai?? Soooooonu! (this is what my sister calls me. An irritating name which i completely completely hate!!Sigh!! this name was the darkest and deepest secret of my life and now its out there!! :( )
M: Mera naam Soonu nahi hai.
P: Soonu Soonu Soonu Soonu Soonu Soonu
(Yes!! My sister is 26, married and supposedly holds a very "high" position in Satyam. Her brains however stopped growing when she was 4)
M: (bellowing now): Amma ko PHONE de kameeeeeeni!!
P: ha ha ha ha. Bye Soooooonu!!!
M: sputtering and gasping incoherently at a dead line!!
Sigh!!! Elder Sisters. One breed of humans i want to send to the moon when the first flight of chandrayaan leaves this planet carrying humans!!